Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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spaerro 8
I would start a war right there.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Call her out. "COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH! No? Well you should try some of my famous Shut the Fucupcakes, then."
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Comments (90)
saIty 17
Well why the **** was she not in the kitchen?
ilovecandie 0
Bullying at it's finest
ICastillo 25
You should have got a used condom and found her and slap her across the face and put her in her place.
rhidiculous 4
That was an impressive number of 'her' uses in one sentence.
ebolson 6
Clever my friend
RoboCunnilingus 23
Ask her how can you still hear her from the kitchen. Facetiously, of course, considering the topic of your lecture.
gracehi 33
Well, she DID ask him why he wasn't starting a war, something men have traditionally done throughout history, so yeah, that would be a brilliant parallel retort. I bet OP is thinking "Damn! I wish I woulda said that!"
johnny_derp 3
or how about we don't stoop to the level of misogynist neckbeards?
ideasrule 13
Why would you expect anyone to back you up? Face it, nobody likes hearing any lecture at work, whether related to gender equality or not. Everybody there is probably wondering when they could get out.
SoylentCandycorn 10
If the OP is such a pussy, why did she say those things when she was hiding in a crowd and made no effort to say those things to his face? I guess she's not as much of a badass as she pretends.
chris_42 11
Maybe your next lecture should be on irony.
Roman4545 0
Why are you giving such a useless lecture in the first place? It's obvious that bitches like that will never be satisfied no matter how many of their ridiculous demands you meet. YDI.
copo37 7
Well, because in most businesses it's required? Someone could of complained to HR and following up on the complaint they give a hearing. That way when someone complains again saying they didn't do anything they have covered their asses.
Rocky007 15
Hope you told her to get back in the kitchen and bring you a sandwich.
mrod5193 3
Reply by saying "we'll it looks like someone's been drinking" ...if she says something back, find her and stab her
doodlecloud 27
Well that escalated quickly...