Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML
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jif_fml 0
disgusting.
possumisawesome 0
I'm betting that that's the last time he'll kiss you; that sucks.
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Comments (73)
sharon_ellj 0
It's probably more FHL, because some girl just threw up in his mouth. What if he swallows it? Eww...
polico_wolf 0
belching isnt throwing up, its burping
Six_and_the_Moon 3
You might want to look up the meaning of the word 'belch'. *edit* Looks like 14 beat me to it ;)
nokillnobeepbeep 0
For all we know her burps smell like candy. We already had one fml that had farts smelling delicious.
polico_wolf 0
I sure did
macgruberiscool 0
lmao
NorfolkDude 2
That is why you should use those cherry flavored lipsticks. Haha
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you are gross.
DameGreyWulf 1
LOL whoops! Well, he'll remember it for sure!
HidingInThePages 0
I helped moderate this FML, and said no. Personally, I don't think it's that funny, and it's kind of repetitive. And if he likes you enough to kiss you after only 2 dates, when he might not know you that well, it's not like he wouldn't forgive you for that.
jif_fml 0
kissing after two dates does not necessarily mean he "likes" her. and i think anyone would be grossed, no matter how much he liked her.
perdix 31
Oooh, the oral Dutch Oven. Sorry, no third date, unless your boyfriend's a weirdo.
GongButterfly 0
eeww >.
auds23 0
ooooh smooth. oh well, if he wouldnt forgive you for that he's not worth the time