Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML
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jif_fml 0
disgusting.
possumisawesome 0
I'm betting that that's the last time he'll kiss you; that sucks.
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Comments (73)
faxe 0
OP, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, not yours.
Cristaderzi 0
Lol Now thats funny! When I was a child in church I would yawn and a burp sould come out. Needless to say I'd look around in fear hoping no one heard me. So fyl as I feel ya!
sarcdude 3
aaawww that sucks. hopefully you guys will laugh about it later
huskycheer2015 0
Maybe instead of you rising up he should bend down, isnt that what the guy is supposed to do?
kissesinbetween 0
EW. F his life even more
Ninjaface 0
Did you just eat bacon? If so, he's probably going to propose later.
r_max 0
Disgusting. The last thing I want while kissing someone is them emptying the gas contents of their stomach into my mouth.
jchansfan 0
Because the OP totally meant to do that. Meh, thanks for the info Captain Obvious. :P
transcedental 18
So..? What's the big deal? He likes you enough to kiss you -> he' d get over that small detail. After all .. everybody burps O_O. Jeez, I can't understand why people are so squeamish these days ;P
DeathByFalchion 0
Damn short girls taking all the tall men...let this be a lesson to you, shrimpie!
perfectwinds 0
Epic. Haha! I've done this.. Well, not on a second date but I've accidently belched in a boyfriend's mouth. We had a good laugh about it and went on our way. It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal.