Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I have an excruciatingly sore throat due to chronic canker sores around my uvula. Every bite of food I swallow brings tears to my eyes. I had enough of dad calling me a wimp at dinner over it and shoved my food onto his plate. He's now faking allergies to food we've had for years, just to take the piss out of me. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML
Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
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Treffersonn 0
Call 911 genius
Mirorbo 27
Just lie so you can get the medical attention! Groundation is a lot nicer than possible death from not being able to breathe!
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Comments (362)
Zombii 4
guess its a good thing i got mine removed, because then id be guilty (;
wriptidez 0
stupid mom...
PriestessPaula 3
I read that as A "Doctor Who" as in the show. I'm such a nerd. >_
talensledge1 0
I know I'm probably gonna get thumbed down for this but how the hell would your tonsils get swollen from kissing? A disease or sickness? Someone please tell me.
t765234 10
By "kissing" does she mean "deep-throating"? Because I can't imagine having your tonsils swollen from kissing someone
ChenchenTian 0
So who did you kiss?
hilda_kitty 16
LOL at 272!
McGherkin 0
1.Knock her out. 2.Steal her car 3. Drive to hospital 4. Stop playing GTA and call an ambulance.
vickill 0
call 911 hahaha smart one
lifeisabitch43 4
Tell your mom that that is impossible, if she doesn't believe you, ask somebody else.
withasmile 3
Call your doctor. Most offices will have you speak to a nurse about your symptoms - even after hours who will then advise you what you should do. Or the doctor himself will call you back. They can talk to your mother - harder for her to discount what they say and also builds a case for neglect if she fails to act. If you start drooling or experience any difficulty breathing - call 911.