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About zomini9 : Hey ! I'm in love with green day obviously. (; I like pop punk like Green Day, Simple Plan, Emily's Army, Paramore and The Offspring! I hate mainstream music and music like rap, hip hop etc. Message me if you wanna talk music(: I also like reality tv (hey dot judge) I like keeping up with the kardashians, girl code, project runway and wife swap! ❤ Y'all

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Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML


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On 09/25/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by burb - Germany (Berlin)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw my ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago because he told me he was gay. FML


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On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML


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On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

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