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  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7407
  • Number of comments : 307
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About tacojauns : I love Animations, Cartoons, Newgrounds, YouTube, Kenny Vs. Spenny(TV Show), Music (Ska, Oldies and Punk are my favorite) and other things like snowmobiling, motorcycleing, hunting, paintball, gambling, Texas Hold 'em etc... message me about anything if you'd like. I'm a regular on this site maybe not a regular commenter but I'm on here pretty much daily P.S. sometimes I write good comment sometime bad most of my comments are sarcastic. oh well

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Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36784) - you deserved it (3058)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30052) - you deserved it (3637)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17979) - you deserved it (65446)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31297) - you deserved it (1762)

On 09/25/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by burn in hell (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64117) - you deserved it (3441)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20273) - you deserved it (25931)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (4082)

On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23327) - you deserved it (2188)

On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36219) - you deserved it (2488)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30524) - you deserved it (2287)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39058) - you deserved it (11350) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13251) - you deserved it (35691)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:06am - intimacy - by didntevenknow (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7403) - you deserved it (70927)

On 06/21/2012 at 12:11am - work - by daddy'sgirl - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25204) - you deserved it (3000)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54777) - you deserved it (3520)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

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