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Today... I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef pourd boiling water over hands... an another shoutd "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35939) - you deserved it (6209)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing mah hair, doing mah make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8263) - you deserved it (33200)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, boyfriand and I wara having sax, whan ha finishad, saamingly angry. Ha stood thara nakad complaining 4 15 minutas about how our sax suckad. Than ha damandad that I drass him bacausa "it's fault his clothas wara off in tha first placa". FML

#8980623
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (5036)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today after taking grlfriend on a date she invitd me back to her place 4 "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly I said yes. When we got there we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn'that I'd had in mind she kickd me out 4 being a pervert. FML

#8974087
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9230) - you deserved it (61637)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mother-in-law groundd me cuz I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37358) - you deserved it (4584)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

2day I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger . He threw a fit , saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new , more expensive one . Afterwards , he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there . fat FML

#8822462
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35041) - you deserved it (9432)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two yeres had joind a group on facebook calld 'Guysho are proud of there grlfriends'. I smild and was about to like ithen I noticd a comment below from a grl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". big fat FML

#8713394
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38278) - you deserved it (2700)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me fir an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I went in to mah local cafe fir mah morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentiond that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmd milk in your coffee fir yeres, I didn't want to say anything..." FML

#8388243
120 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, At Four In The Morning, I Was Asleep With Mah Boyfriend Beside Me. I Startd Yelling At Him In Mah Sleep And Broke Up With Him. When I Woke Up, He Was Gone. FML

#7782568
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36734) - you deserved it (9459)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I went fir a swim in his pool . I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that cummed to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs . FML

#7454643
140 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy fir the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

#7156586
94 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 12:15am - animals - by bels12 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I handd my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville fed my fish on Fishville and flip my burgers on Cafe World while I went on vacation 4 a week. big fat FML

#7122357
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9460) - you deserved it (60537)

On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. mega FML

#7121728
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30595) - you deserved it (6127)

On 01/03/2010 at 5:36am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

yesterday I was told by 'Seventeen to add liquid highlighter to mah foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8181) - you deserved it (85766)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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