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Today... I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef pourd boiling water over hands... an another shoutd "50 POINTS!" FML
Today, boyfriand and I wara having sax, whan ha finishad, saamingly angry. Ha stood thara nakad complaining 4 15 minutas about how our sax suckad. Than ha damandad that I drass him bacausa "it's fault his clothas wara off in tha first placa". FML
Today after taking grlfriend on a date she invitd me back to her place 4 "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly I said yes. When we got there we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn'that I'd had in mind she kickd me out 4 being a pervert. FML
2day I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger . He threw a fit , saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new , more expensive one . Afterwards , he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there . fat FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two yeres had joind a group on facebook calld 'Guysho are proud of there grlfriends'. I smild and was about to like ithen I noticd a comment below from a grl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". big fat FML
Today, I went in to mah local cafe fir mah morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentiond that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmd milk in your coffee fir yeres, I didn't want to say anything..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went fir a swim in his pool . I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that cummed to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs . FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy fir the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. mega FML
yesterday I was told by 'Seventeen to add liquid highlighter to mah foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
Friday 27 March 2015