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shortemogirl
  • Town/Country : Mesa, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25804) - you deserved it (40364)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by embarrassed niece (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44676) - you deserved it (16358)

On 05/18/2013 at 8:54am - intimacy - by lez probs - United States



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