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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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sargemoney's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

#21267650
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45112) - you deserved it (4295)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

#21200981
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44305) - you deserved it (4991)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

#21097985
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43751) - you deserved it (6534)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)



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