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Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33729) - you deserved it (4694)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML


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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML


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On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

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