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by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML
by screwed / 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm / United States / Intimacy
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