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  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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oreyoes's favorite FMLs

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

#21272324
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50809) - you deserved it (4535)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML

#21191359
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43343) - you deserved it (6171)

On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

#2136862
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44515) - you deserved it (13072)

On 05/21/2009 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42350) - you deserved it (2443)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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