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Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49009) - you deserved it (4330)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML


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On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML


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On 05/21/2009 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

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