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oreyoes

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>Rababco</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 5:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:25pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 4:55am<b>CripplingAutism</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 9:53pm<b>Camwentz</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:36am<b>jasonm27</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 1:36am<b>steeler088</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 4:46am<b>jeezburger12</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 6:31pm<b>Yeshua</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 11:50am<b>dumbwhitekid</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 10:34pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 10:19pm<b>gjikvtj</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 8:59pm<b>batperson</b> - the 04/06/2014 at 1:57am<b>moo_snarph</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 5:15pm<b>PrincessPesa</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 4:25am<b>Theater_Chef_3</b> - the 03/28/2014 at 11:16pm<b>demented_poet</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 12:56am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 5:16am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Perfectionist

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oreyoes's favorite FMLs

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

by whywouldyoudothat / 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML

by Puzzlepiece / 06/28/2014 at 10:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2009 at 2:21am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous