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okibi1

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 August 1980 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1137
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About okibi1 : Hello! I'm a feminist, and if that offends you, please don't bother telling me. You probably do not understand the term. I love vegan and vegetarian food. But I also love bacon and all forms of cow. Like most people, I am a walking contradiction :)

I play WoW, Twisting Nether server. For the Horde!!! Recently, I have been playing Skyrim: Dawnguard.

I like FML cause it makes me feel better when I am feeling down. Puts my woes in perspective, if you will.

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Visits<b>mjd02</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 10:43pm<b>RedCronos</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 2:39pm<b>Bat812</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 9:41pm<b>cccook1547</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 11:09pm<b>IntrepidPig</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 8:05pm<b>wafflelover</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 12:14am<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 11:39pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:56pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 5:03am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 2:59am<b>ligerzero459</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 5:27pm<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:01am<b>Mehokaay</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 2:52pm<b>BWARD51</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:12pm<b>idk_rose</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:45pm<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:43pm<b>olpally</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:56am<b>AscendV</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:48pm

Fucked!<b>mjd02</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 4:43am<b>RedCronos</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 8:40pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 10:03am<b>olpally</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 4:33pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 11:19am<b>tranced_</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 2:40am<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:59pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:49am<b>xxjeramiahxx</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:40am<b>DA3Z</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:59pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:39am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 9:45pm<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:49pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:18pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:05pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:07pm<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:34pm<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 11:32am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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okibi1's favorite FMLs

Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

by Staying Home Today / 03/04/2014 at 7:25am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML

by Kaddiscott / 01/20/2014 at 5:12am / Italy (Trentino-Alto Adige) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML

by DocBastard, meet DocCunt / 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love