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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 August 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 937
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About okibi1 : Hello! I'm a feminist, and if that offends you, please don't bother telling me. You probably do not understand the term. I love vegan and vegetarian food. But I also love bacon and all forms of cow. Like most people, I am a walking contradiction :)

I play WoW, Twisting Nether server. For the Horde!!! Recently, I have been addicted to Skyrim, though.

I like FML cause it makes me feel better when I am feeling down. Puts my woes in perspective, if you will.

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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okibi1's favorite FMLs

Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

#21077667
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37450) - you deserved it (3646)

On 03/04/2014 at 7:25am - misc - by Staying Home Today (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML

Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML

#20925456
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41411) - you deserved it (3367)

On 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by DocBastard, meet DocCunt (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

#20128340
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30076) - you deserved it (5274)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)



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