Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mirthfulMessiahs

Search for a member

mirthfulMessiahs

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2083
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mirthfulMessiahs : Hey, my name's Anna. I'm 15, have rainbow hair, and obsess over Batman and Homestuck. HoNk. :o)

mirthfulMessiahs's page activity

Visits<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:15pm<b>AGFDS1004</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 7:55am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 9:52am<b>Mornai</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 2:26pm<b>lennelleong</b> - the 09/19/2013 at 9:28am<b>Sporkly</b> - the 06/28/2013 at 2:14pm<b>xiLoveZombies18x</b> - the 06/07/2013 at 8:57am<b>FeferiZ</b> - the 06/07/2013 at 5:28am<b>lulubelles</b> - the 06/07/2013 at 2:55am<b>DejonE</b> - the 05/18/2013 at 10:40pm<b>Domo17</b> - the 05/13/2013 at 12:16am<b>gary3768</b> - the 04/23/2013 at 10:39pm<b>BellaBelle</b> - the 04/23/2013 at 7:44pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 04/08/2013 at 6:01pm<b>JohnLockmartin</b> - the 04/08/2013 at 4:18pm<b>EmberFury</b> - the 03/04/2013 at 5:41pm<b>Disobey</b> - the 02/27/2013 at 5:37pm<b>ALlamaOnFire</b> - the 02/27/2013 at 11:55am

Fucked!<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm

mirthfulMessiahs's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of mirthfulMessiahs's badges

mirthfulMessiahs's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML

#20052266
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25125) - you deserved it (1621)

On 09/01/2012 at 10:09am - health - by iliveintexas - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

#20050522
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15898) - you deserved it (8118)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35495) - you deserved it (1876)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I received a call from my future sister in-law, telling me that she and her future husband had decided to hold their wedding ceremony on my birthday. I was told not to celebrate my birthday, as it would "take away the attention to the true meaning of the day." FML

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

#20042606
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22782) - you deserved it (11273)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

#20039193
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27716) - you deserved it (2550)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

#20035502
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18505) - you deserved it (6025)

On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML

#20033849
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (5616)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:56pm - animals - by goodbyefriend - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

#20024083
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20221) - you deserved it (2343)

On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

#20022524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23329) - you deserved it (7916)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

#19998610
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22306) - you deserved it (2136)

On 08/02/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML

#19998217
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27063) - you deserved it (2518)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

#19993096
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9854) - you deserved it (28961)

On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

#19957248
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6982) - you deserved it (75251)

On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was convinced I hadn't locked up properly when leaving work, and almost had a panic attack at the train station. I went all the way back into work, to find I had in fact locked up properly. It made me nearly two hours late home. This isn't the first time I've done this. FML

#19953663
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17949) - you deserved it (8562)

On 07/18/2012 at 4:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



FML's blog

  • FML with pics? That's FML Pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. We reckoned pictures could be worth 300 characters, which is why we launched FML Pics. The name says it all, really: it's an FML app, only with…

Monday 3 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: