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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1500
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Visits<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:45pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 10:24pm<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:29pm<b>Mons</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:36pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 9:02pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 3:20pm<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 2:13pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 7:40am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 5:11am<b>fastman19</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 2:01pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 3:04am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 11:21pm<b>frnk</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 6:49pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 8:44pm<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:58pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:26am<b>nicholas_s25</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 10:32pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:04pm

Fucked!<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 3:05am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 12:49am<b>fastman19</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 8:02pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 2:04am<b>trizstar</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 2:18am<b>bladerunner1131</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 7:30am

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midnightm16's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML

by hotmess / 04/24/2016 at 11:49pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I decided to pick up some breath mints. As I was checking out, the cashier informed me that if I was "planning on getting a girl to stay the night", I'd need the "stronger, more intense brand of mints". FML

by Kendall14159 / 04/17/2016 at 4:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML

by Anonymous / 04/17/2016 at 7:52am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love

Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

by Anonymous / 03/19/2016 at 10:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML

Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML

by wellthisisbad / 02/29/2016 at 7:27am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, a friend located my stolen dog. It was sold to a family that has an autistic child. I was told by the police that I could have my dog back, but they think I am a terrible person if I do. FML

by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals

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Today, I tutored a third grade girl after school. She was squirming so much I thought she had to go to the bathroom. Turns out, she was just masturbating on the corner of a school chair. FML

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

by SY5623 / 08/11/2015 at 8:00pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

by ahhh / 08/03/2015 at 2:06am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

by jenpearl / 06/19/2015 at 9:06pm / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm five and a half weeks pregnant. One of my coworkers told me that it sucks that I'll have to wait so long to show. I asked her what she meant; she replied, "It's always harder to tell when big girls are pregnant. Can't tell what's fat and what's baby." FML

by pregnantfatty / 06/18/2015 at 8:58pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work