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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1969 (46 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About middleagednurse : It's not just a moniker. I really am a middle aged nurse. Ah, the stories I could tell....

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


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Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22886) - you deserved it (39340)

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