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middleagednurse

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1969 (46 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 186
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About middleagednurse : It's not just a moniker. I really am a middle aged nurse. Ah, the stories I could tell....

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (39839)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)



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