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memob123
  • Town/Country : Snellville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 297
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10287) - you deserved it (37391)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26012) - you deserved it (2605)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15372) - you deserved it (2727)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (17380)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)



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