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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 775
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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TODAY , I ONCE AGAIN TOLD MAH SON HE NEEDED A JOB AND A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I SIMPLY COULD NOT KEEP HIM IN MAH HOUSE ANYMORE. HE YELLED , "NO , I CAN DOHATEVER I WANT!" THEN WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. HE'S 38. FML

#15960842
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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today , I Went Down On My Boyfriendhile He Was Drunk , And He Told Me To Get Protection From His Bedroom. I Came Back , He Was Passd Out On The Couch. His Parents Then Came Into The Room After Hereing Noises. I Was Sitting There Nakd Holding A Condomhile He Was Fast Asleep. FML

#14459916
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30552) - you deserved it (8921)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to meet the grl I'd been talking to online for ahile, an fallen in love with. When I arrivd at her house, my brother answerd the door an took a picture of my shockd face. He an his grlfriend had plannd the entre thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. real FML

#14191848
139 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, Two Guys Broka Into Apartmant To Rob Ma At Gunpoint . Whila I Was Wanking . Maga FML

#14043132
233 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the cieling using a broom stick, an held it up there. He told me to hold it an left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
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On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that mah 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today a cute grl sat down next to me on the bus!! She looked up at me and then moved to the back!! FML

#13262261
139 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING WITH 3 KIDS I LOOK AFTER!! THE MIDDLE ONE HAS JUST LEARND ABOUT SEX AND STARTD CHANTING THAT I HAD DONE IT WITH THE ELDEST AS A JOKE!! WE WERE IN THE GARDEN AND THE NEIGHBOURS HEARD!! NOW I AM FRD, HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND AM BEING INVESTIGATD BY THE POLICE!! FML

#4463
49 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)



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