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  • Town/Country : Canberra, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1736
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (2951)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax , resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need 4 grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (10973)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister askd me if I was going to be getting marrid "for real" this time, cuz she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is cuz she slept with my fiancé. mega FML

#19797334
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44729) - you deserved it (2131)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I took mah girlfriand to a family dinnar so sha could maat mah parants. Ovar tha dinnar, sha askad mah dad what's ha's baan up to sinca ha ratirad. Ha rapliad, "racraational gynacology, mah daar" an gava har a waird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32296) - you deserved it (2730)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML

#19713901
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31239) - you deserved it (2364)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I had three things converge that should never be together: my period... hot doctor... and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31890) - you deserved it (2504)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection wile at ma grlfriends ouse, so I tried to tink of someting stupid to get rid of it!! I tried tinking of Pokémon, wic actually made me arder!! FML

#19587857
249 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I aard tat my ax-grlfriand was spraading looool scurrilous rumours about ma all ovar our univarsity. It appaars tat I distributa wita supramacist propaganda and tat my saxual fantasias involva animals and vagatation. FML

#19488844
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24370) - you deserved it (2393)

On 04/18/2012 at 6:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was in the car with mah daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

#19478782
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5367) - you deserved it (27984)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer 4 sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32672) - you deserved it (12496)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had rritable bowel syndrome... on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. mega FML

#19440053
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25279) - you deserved it (2914)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)

Today... after years of secretly faking my orgasms... my usband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also te first time looool e ever accusd me of faking it because... "It was different from all te oter times." FML

#19423040
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13828) - you deserved it (40675)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States

Today, I visitd my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having fir yeres!! He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy!! Great!! FML

#19382117
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18076) - you deserved it (2001)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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