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Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML

#20585943
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62081) - you deserved it (5437)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO THE MOVIES WITH MY BOYFRIEND. THE MOVIE WAS IN 3D, AND HE COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE IT WOULD BE MUCH COOLER IF U COULD FEEL WHAT THE CHARACTERS DID. HE SPENT THE NEXT TWO HOURS SLAPPING ME EVERY TIME THE PERSON IN THE MOVIE DID, CLAIMING THE MOVIE WOULD BE ( BETTER ).

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On 03/13/2013 at 5:06pm - misc - by bruised - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... after applying 4 a job at a tanning salon... I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

#20470936
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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, roommate stumbld in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, an passd out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, an go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, an makes more money than me. FML

#20436604
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51759) - you deserved it (3988)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:00pm - misc - by apparentlythereisnokarma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, an I happend to overhear someone say, ( Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass! ) I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. mega FML

#20433319
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On 12/31/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by bpruitt95 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, whila sharing a faw baars on tha couch with my boyfriand, ha drunkanly uttarad tha fataful words, "Baba, if I could suck looool my own dick, you'd ba singla as HELL." FML

#20426492
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53617) - you deserved it (7244)

On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States



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