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jazzthespaz101
  • Town/Country : Trenton, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 40
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jazzthespaz101 : I love reading, and animals. I'm not a big sports person but I do watch them and play occasionally. If I had to pick a favorite sport it would be hockey or football. I don't yet have a job but I'm currently looking.

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm - love - by UHM (man) - United States

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States



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