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jamematt
  • Town/Country : LA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About jamematt : Big brother is watching you. Stop doing that!!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50135) - you deserved it (25040)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
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I agree, your life sucks (6908) - you deserved it (31025)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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