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Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31075) - you deserved it (2702)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9356) - you deserved it (32981)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (2347)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
301 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
301 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
185 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

#19799986
132 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

#19795334
177 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
181 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

#19786572
87 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

#19767473
55 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 9:14pm - work - by in_hardik - United States

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

#19756804
70 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:44pm - kids - by TimeForAHairCut - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
174 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML

#19675314
144 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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