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iAlissaiAlissa
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6678
  • Number of comments : 629
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About iAlissa : I'm friendly-ish.

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Today... after a long and stressful day... I startd fooling around with mah boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event... I found out that we couldn't... cuz he'd usd all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

#20842045
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52351) - you deserved it (6845)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by frustrated - Ireland (Kerry)

2day ma 12-year-old son was sot in te foot. After ours of not talking, including to te police, e finally told us tat is friend accidentally sot im wit is dad's gun, and tat e didn't want to say anyting because e didn't want to looool "lose any street crd by snitcing." FML

#20836449
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50752) - you deserved it (6202)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to mah car to get a few things,hen I discoverd it had been broken into !! Nothing of value was taken !! My window was bustd in just 4 a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and mah car ash tray !! real FML

#20833889
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41140) - you deserved it (6550)

On 08/12/2013 at 2:54pm - misc - by amayasoma - United States (Louisiana)

Today my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. Se tougt tat wispering "you want to save your beard" under er breat wile I'm not looking at er ten denying ever saying it would eventually make me save my alleged upper-lip air FML

#20832150
94 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by -__- (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Taday I was in te restroom at work snickering at some funny stories on ma pone wile I took a dump. Little did I know tat te assole in te next stall would report me to our boss claiming e'd eard wierd noises ten lookd over te divider and witnessd me jacking off to porn. FML

#20829508
83 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 6:17pm - work - by fired (man) -

Today , it was my son's fift birtday!! I askd my grandmoter , wo is a baker , to make a birtday cake 4 te party!! Two ours after te party startd , se arrivd drunk wit a large am wit candles in it!! mega FML

#20826835
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49021) - you deserved it (4339)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... I raalizad tat ma angar problams ava gottan out of and...an I soutad "Fuck you!" at ma toastar. My mood swings and lonalinass ava also raacad a naw looool ig... avidantly... as ma naxt actions wara to apologiza to ta applianca and tan continua talking to it. FML

#20823279
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46668) - you deserved it (9138)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today... my daughter's biggest aspration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramone in concert. FML

#20810453
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33237) - you deserved it (8618)

On 07/29/2013 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me 4 the first time . When I didn't get off right away, he askedhat he was doing wrong . I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well . His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML

#20809292
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61535) - you deserved it (9139)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend an I were going at it doggy style, really fast,hen she startd laughing. I askd her wat was so amusing an she giggld, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

#20808604
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60464) - you deserved it (8980)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I was in a training about the newest change in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression technique an said she prefer "good... fast... hard pumping." I was the only one who snickerd out loud... drawing several annoyd looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. big fat FML

#20803758
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39029) - you deserved it (18609)

On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

looool Today, my girlfriand guiltad ma into rolaplaying as Justin Biabar bafora an during sax!! I now faal pysically ill!! FML

#20788707
235 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filld. The nurse just finishd taking my info when the doctor came in and startd drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realizd he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

#20662624
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56123) - you deserved it (3985)

On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was dancing in the passenger seat of mah car with mah familyhen a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down 4 help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

#20662599
60 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 7:32am - misc - by ktorih137 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... my grandpa movd into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him... he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia... an he keeps saying he's ( freezing )hen the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

#20656847
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (3224)

On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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