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hurricane210

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1001
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hurricane210 : "You have many choices in life, never make giving up one of them."
New York born and raised but Charlotte's finest.
US Marine daughter and sister.
I'm very funny, dirty minded and awesome

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hurricane210's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33643) - you deserved it (4706)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML

#13665915
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22628) - you deserved it (4899)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:27pm - intimacy - by jo1429 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML

#12797652
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6543) - you deserved it (31422)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by constantine - United States

Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML

#12797652
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6543) - you deserved it (31422)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by constantine - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50337) - you deserved it (6948)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML

#9177145
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21249) - you deserved it (7339)

On 03/18/2010 at 12:46am - misc - by knews - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12570) - you deserved it (26434)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31121) - you deserved it (3588)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
184 comments

Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

#6773256
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24207) - you deserved it (3856)

On 12/16/2009 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Unsatisfied (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

#6447177
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23648) - you deserved it (6885)

On 11/25/2009 at 3:25pm - work - by ZombieLicker (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

#6034083
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27850) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/28/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by bubblensuds1 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met on the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML

#4756987
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (3505)

On 08/23/2009 at 9:29am - love - by Foureyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125673) - you deserved it (6534)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102750) - you deserved it (5143)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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