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hailphire130
  • Town/Country : Egg Harbor Twp., USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 January 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 204
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27375) - you deserved it (13572)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22547) - you deserved it (2875)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)



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