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ex_omer
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1626
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ex_omer : based on some complements, I am a really good looking person

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ex_omer's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (6986)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33348) - you deserved it (5912)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28971) - you deserved it (4850)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15621) - you deserved it (35581)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32546) - you deserved it (12393)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21319) - you deserved it (65346)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42026) - you deserved it (6916)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39962) - you deserved it (3267)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39729) - you deserved it (4508)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (13279)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29216) - you deserved it (11297)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28196) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35126) - you deserved it (6831)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38245) - you deserved it (9659)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

#12835808
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28734) - you deserved it (6277)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States



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