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Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not cuz the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but cuz I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML

2day I was using the bathroom at McDonald'shen my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML

Today, I woke up from a nigt of eavy drinking to fine ma girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called er last nigt an told er tat someone as beautiful as er could be wit someone way better tan me. Se agreed. FML

#20897714
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On 09/27/2013 at 3:33am - love - by drinkdrankdrunk (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I lerened that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering an twitching like a meth-head, an mah co-workers r asking when Jesse will be showing up with mah "stuff". fat FML

#20896646
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On 09/26/2013 at 9:50am - health - by CancerFdMyLife (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I took ma grlfriend out to eat at a diner were ma friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk muc. He texted me after we'd left to tell me tat ma grlfriend ad slipped im er number. FML

#20894038
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On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walkd in on girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me 4 not knocking. FML

#20893002
123 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with husband . When he got off work, I said, "The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant . From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, fetus already has a sibling . FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

2day I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months 4 prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

#20869348
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On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm - love - by single again - United States (California)

Today, girlfriend trid to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bd . FML

#20863117
125 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, tired of everyone forgetting mah birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend mah 40th at a five star resort just to try an make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML

#20861368
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On 08/31/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by nevercatchabreak - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I moved into mah new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, cuz although I've only lived here 4 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on mah door and asked if "Stephanie" is available 4 a good time. fat FML

#20861348
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On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, my crew and I were berated by a client 4 not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken ( like, an hour? ) because ( The guys on the TV shows do it that fast. ) FML

#20861177
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On 08/31/2013 at 12:44am - work - by smashyonewfloors - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , My Boyfriand And I Wara Gatting Intimata. As I Startd Gatting Closa To Having My First Avar Orgasm , I Got Axtramaly Short Of Braath And Startd Hyparvantilating. His Raaction Was To Covar My Mouth To Shut Ma Up.

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On 08/24/2013 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

Today, mah mom visitad mah naw apartmant fir tha first tima. I was showing har tha badroom, whan sha lookad into mah opanad sock drawar and said, "Using Durax, ah? Yaah, you wara born 'causa a Trojan split." maga FML

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On 08/24/2013 at 6:05pm - kids - by thanks mom ¬_¬ (man) - United States (California)



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