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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1978 (36 years)
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TODAY, I WAS TOLD I LOOKED LYK BEAKER FROM THE MUPPETS . AFTER DOING A SIDE-BY-SIDE COMPARISON, I REALIZED IT'S TRUE .

#21032010
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39041) - you deserved it (4331)

On 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm - misc - by cjgreer70 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan!! We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore!! I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks!! mega FML

#20965369
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38154) - you deserved it (6400)

On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend an mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work . Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am . They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars . They suck . FML

#20867437
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40353) - you deserved it (3148)

On 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by lostinspace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside mah antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML

Today , I was told that I lookd like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flatterd , I askedhich one. His response? "I don't know , the ugly one." FML

#20848594
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41254) - you deserved it (5303)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by theuglyone - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got sant homa aarly bacausa a larga fira broka out at work. I was graatad by tha sight of cocktard of a "boyfriand" making out on sofa with anothar woman. Ha actually had tha audacity and brass balls to claim ha thought sha was ma. FML

#20842035
121 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:40pm - love - by why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today , I cummd home a little earlier than usual , only to walk in on mah dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from mah mom's mouth. FML

#20822450
153 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by NO NO NO (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude,hen I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML

#20813792
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44865) - you deserved it (7411)

On 07/31/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by -_____- (woman) - Netherlands

I trid coming on to mah fiancé. He just pushd me off and got out of bd, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

#20790603
125 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, mah dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around an smeared it everywhere. My dog excel at timing. FML

#20770214
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44298) - you deserved it (4220)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Taday a girl I mat racantly askad if I wantad to go jogging with har, and I axcitadly agraad. A whila into our run, I ran out of braath and doublad ovar panting, all whila sha kapt jogging and slowly disappaarad down tha straat. What a way to spand tima togathar. FML

#20765072
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40112) - you deserved it (8530)

On 07/05/2013 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world fir you." FML

#20756122
77 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by foreversingle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, mah drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into mah now-mauled face. mega FML

#20739340
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40414) - you deserved it (2855)

On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today I told my friend ho's a marriage counsellor about some of the things my husband does that I hate like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open . I wasn't asking fir advice but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said "Divorce." Bye-bye faith in humanity . FML

#20727839
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35838) - you deserved it (5136)

On 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm - misc - by ineedbetterfriends (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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