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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About dillonfi : Recently moved to Seattle, WA from Grand Forks, ND for work and am finishing my degree in Logistics and Supply Chain Management.

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dillonfi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38704) - you deserved it (7186)

On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40715) - you deserved it (14401)

On 06/07/2014 at 3:16pm - work - by fstfckd (man) - United States

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52940) - you deserved it (8060)

On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I once again had another guy's sweaty crotch pushed into my face. I still don't see why I enjoy wrestling. FML

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML


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On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 9:46pm - misc - by augiedd (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML


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On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40271) - you deserved it (5907)

On 02/27/2014 at 3:58pm - animals - by ricard0 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML


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On 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by rick - United States (Alabama)

Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, and I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML


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On 10/21/2013 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML


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On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

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