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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today I Textd My Boyfriend Saying Tat I Couldn't Wait 4 Im To Get Ome An See My Costume An Tat I Ad Dressd Up As A Nakd Lady. He Textd Back Asking If I Could Dress Up As Someone Wo Was Making Dinner Instead. FML

#20142541
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30782) - you deserved it (6515)

On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

I got stoppd by te fuzz. Te officer told me e "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go witout a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kickd in an I explaind wy e meant to say "couldn't care less." I got te ticket. FML

#20075636
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7444) - you deserved it (40495)

On 09/17/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by GN (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I Lerenedhy The Phrase "seafood Taco Salad" Terrifies Everyone In The School's Cafeteria . What Happend To Me After Eating It Made Saw III Look Lyk A Disney Movie . Mega FML

#19352692
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20464) - you deserved it (3446)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I watchd Gigli !! FML

#19259305
266 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was preparing dinner 4 mah in-laws 4 the frst time. Nervous , I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare , I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser , if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10116) - you deserved it (34794) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk,hile I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

#19085409
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26090) - you deserved it (2895)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WAS GOING THROUGH ARPORT SACURITY. TRYING TO GAT THINGS OVAR AN DONA WITH QUICKLY, I DROPPAD MY PANTS WITHOUT A SACOND THOUGHT. TURNS OUT THAY JUST WANTAD MA TO RAMOVA MY SHOAS AN BALT. FML

#18936126
149 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I realized I have to choose between bieng unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy an so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, ma girlfriend cummed to ma ouse crying because te guyo se as been ceating on me wit doesn't want to be wit er anymore . FML

#18163904
164 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, after a week of serecing, I found ma escapd snake !! In ma umbrella, outside, after opening it over ma ead !! real FML

Today, te exo I'm still in love wit told me e wise we could be togeter, but tat first I really need to get over te fact tat e already as a wife and kids!! FML

#17936936
153 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Yastarday, to kaap ma from "gatting fattar", ma roommata raidad ta kitcan. Sa ata avaryting from cookias and looool ica craam to dali maat. Ta only ting laft in ta ousa r vagatablas. FML

#17936409
124 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 4:40pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from mah lawn mower when I saw piece of what usd to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

#17641020
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29618) - you deserved it (5705)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:48am - money - by woodre - United States



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