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Today, I Finally Convinced My Mum To Take Me To A Psychologist!! As Soon As He Sat Me Down And Asked Me How I Was Doing, My Mum Burst Into Tears And Went On A Rant About How Her Life Is Terrible And She Regret Everything!! I Was Asked To Sit In The Waiting Room!! She Used Up My Whole Hour!! Big Fat FML

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On 07/17/2013 at 1:22am - health - by :-( - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere... a car slowd down in the street... an a passenger screamd ( HAPPY 4TH OF JULY... MOTHERFUCKER... ) before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm - health - by Your ass... Grab it... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took mah cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, ( This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today. ) FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbd mah inhaler an took a puff !! This was probably very disturbing for the earwighich had somehow made mah puffer its home, as I discoveredhen it shot into mah mouth !! FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:30am - health - by asthmattack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at the age of 57, mah dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder!! FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, my wifa mada up ar own tama song fir wan sa paas in ta looool sowar. FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I spoke to ma ormonal pregnant wife about babby names. I told er I liked te name ( Tabita ), an se went into a full rage about ow all letters ave textures, colours an emotions an ow T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, an a needle trying to stab er eyes out. real FML

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, AFTER WATCING INSIDIOUS, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS ON TE TOILET. I WAS IN MID-PISS WEN E JUMPED OUT AT ME, AN I RAN SCREAMING AN PEIENG DOWN TE ALL. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today , I Found Outhat Gatting Slappd In Tha Faca With Lattuca Faals Lika!! FML

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On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I usd mah hair straightener to attempt to straighten mah eyelashes and burnd mah eyelid. I don't knowhat's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's Ke$ha and that she really has to put her cloths back on. mega FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain!! Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, ( Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends? ) FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

yesterday it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends an I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity fir a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good an her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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