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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 878
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About christofferkamal : I like Pioneer, Serato, Avolites, San Miguel & cheeseburgers.

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33850) - you deserved it (3655)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23485) - you deserved it (1870)

On 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (2891)

On 08/02/2015 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17392) - you deserved it (28275)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML


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On 07/27/2015 at 8:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML


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On 07/26/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML


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On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML


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On 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML


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On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML


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On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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