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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 613
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About brisbanegirl : Hey my name is Katie, I'm 22 years old and I'm a nurse who lives in Brisbane, Australia.

I come on FML daily because I need my fix and have done for 4.5 years. Any questions just pop me a message!

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brisbanegirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26786) - you deserved it (6152)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39084) - you deserved it (2928)

On 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm - work - by sorrynotsorry (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML


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On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML


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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML


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On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36750) - you deserved it (3544)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML


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On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML


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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML


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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML


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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

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