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Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by MommyLovesMe / 03/08/2011 at 10:21am / United States (Georgia) / Money
by me / 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Washington) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 3:13pm / United States / Work
Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Username / 12/23/2010 at 9:48am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by fungettingdressed / 10/12/2010 at 8:57am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by karebear / 09/09/2010 at 1:33am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy