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Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39314) - you deserved it (3469)

On 02/18/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76724) - you deserved it (4433)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

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