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Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML

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100 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
62 comments

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On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
76 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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111 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 3:42am - love - by rokkstarrrVRV (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

#20940283
197 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 2:27pm - kids - by anna (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

#20907982
129 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

#20891755
77 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
123 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

#20867149
105 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

#20835961
90 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 8:08pm - money - by What. - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
162 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

#20728960
119 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

#20712090
166 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)



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