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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 April 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1859
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About aeore : I like cats, watching anime, reading manga and playing rpgs.
I'm really lazy and i love sleeping.
I'm also a boring person.

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Today thanks to soma asswipa drunk drivar flaaing tha cops tha wrong way down a ona-way straat I'va now had mah third wrack this yaar . My insuranca pramium's now highar than Bob Marlay in a waad factory . raal FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operatd toothbrushes are considerd electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in there own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


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On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)



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On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take mah mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of mah mouth and onto his hand. FML


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On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday , Mah Brain Decided To Go Into Suicide Mode. So Far I've Managed To Open A Fridge Door Into Mah Face , Walk Balls-first Into The Corner Of A Table , And Sliced Mah Finger While Trying To Cut Open Some Thick Plastic Packaging With Scissors. I'll Probably Be Dead By The Time This Is Posted. FML


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On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today... my students turnd in teir male figure artwork. One absolute idiot ad te smart idea of drawing me and te TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at te explicitness... anger at te disrespect... and yet awe at ow well-drawn it was. FML


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On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today, I accidentally said te wrong name during sex. Tat name just appened to be "Sara", wic is bot my ex-grlfriend's name an my wife's sister's name. Wen se asked me wic one I meant, I panicked an said, "Bot." FML


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On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!


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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML


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On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML


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On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today , I was trying to study fir a test when my brother an his friends decided to play the chant game , meaning one person yells something werd an everyone else has to say it back without laughing . All I heard fir about two hours was them yelling things like , "DICK NIPPLES." fat FML


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On 02/23/2014 at 10:59pm - misc - by DIY560 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was At Te Mall Wit A Couple Of Friends Wen We Saw A Couple Of Cute Boys. I Made Eye Contact Wit Te Cutest One. Flustered, I Giggled, Only To Send A Wad Of Snot Flying Out Of My Nose. FML


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On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I went to the arcade with mah dad... an we decided to try out the hurricane simulator... which blast 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

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