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Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
by Gabi / 01/09/2010 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Transportation
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
by homeless4Christmas / 12/24/2009 at 12:54am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Holidays
by notcool / 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/03/2009 at 4:47am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I told my long distance girlfriend I will be coming half way across the country to visit here since I have not seen her in a month, I gave her my flight information so she could pick me up at the airport. She responded with "That's when The Office is on, can you take a cab?" FML
by Bostonian / 12/01/2009 at 10:18pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by usmcgirl / 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/28/2009 at 1:42am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
by diva467 / 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm / United States (New York) / Love
by screwwyou / 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by ugh / 09/23/2009 at 3:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was excited to see my ex-girlfriend. We had broken up while I was in Iraq and I wanted to try to get her back. I spent my first day back looking for a place to live while her and her new boyfriend got it on as I slept. I had chosen that apartment for us and paid for that bed. FML
by isuckatlyfe / 09/20/2009 at 1:04am / United States (Florida) / Love
by singlesailor / 09/19/2009 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…