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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 February 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1027
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About UWOT : English, love music and art, especially the piano&clarinet:*

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Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57140) - you deserved it (9872)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my puppy came into my room, an I cupped his head in my hands an bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

#20707414
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44144) - you deserved it (14214)

On 06/05/2013 at 12:03pm - animals - by SHIT-BREATH (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today... I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However... I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets r attacking my ass-crack. FML

#20705435
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32905) - you deserved it (48254)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:15pm - health - by poisonivyretard (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today... my cats were making a ton of noise rolling around an fighting over thier toys... an I yelled 4 them to knock it off. When they looked up at me... thier "toy" ran away. Not a toy... but a real mouse. It's been 2 hours... an I still can't find it. FML

#20705382
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40007) - you deserved it (10785)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:28pm - animals - by drkate25 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because mah mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56898) - you deserved it (3655)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Startd Seeing A Therapist 4 My Depression. While I Was Looking Through The Magazines In The Waiting Room, I Found An Article Accusing People Who See Therapists Of Being Selfish And Having No Real Problems. Real FML

#20703027
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43976) - you deserved it (5169)

On 06/03/2013 at 7:56am - health - by Selfish Whiner (woman) - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

#20702720
129 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday My Step-dad's Three Year Old Granddaughter Slept Over. She Insistd She Didn't Ned A Diaper To Go To Sleep An They Put Her In My Bd With Me, Actually Believing That She Didn't Ned A Diaper. Not Only Did She Kick Me All Night, But I Had The Joy Of Waking Up To Her Peeing On Me. Real FML

#20700710
56 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 4:29am - kids - by samabomination - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decidd to video looool tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day an turn them off without remembering. FML

#20700571
91 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the grl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below cuz my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML

#20698485
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47545) - you deserved it (22431)

On 06/01/2013 at 12:03am - intimacy - by WTF (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I was texting mah boyfriendhen he said "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny I ran and grabbed mah copy of the movie Up and took a picture of me holding it looool and sent it to him. He replied "Getting real tired of yur shit." Then dumped me fir mah "dumb taste in humor."

#20696601
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63563) - you deserved it (13882)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today... my boyfriend ( finally figurd out ) that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child... and publicly broke up with me. When I remindd him that I was already pregnanthen we frst met... he ( extra ) broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

#20696470
67 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

while working as a lifeguard , a kid took a dump in the pool . When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it , another kid promptly stared at me , stood at the shallow end righthere I was standing , pulled down his trunks , and peed on my feet . FML

#20696326
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46134) - you deserved it (3056)

On 05/30/2013 at 10:35pm - work - by heyyoitsapotato - United States



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