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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 August 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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it was my birthday!! My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way!! Last week it was our dog's birthday, which includd a party for all the nieghbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon!! FML

#20134676
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30827) - you deserved it (1763)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia

Today , I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love , though I'm the oneho ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming ( Yes ) to her kneeling boyfriend , her parent crying an applauding , an her brother patting him on the back. FML

#20110139
155 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 4:26am - love - by Toolate (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
159 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, The Old Lady I've Been Taking Care Of And Running Errands Fir Died. She Hadn't Paid Me Yet. FML

#16820204
194 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, the guy I have loved fir seven yeres asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

#16309305
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30909) - you deserved it (4434)

On 05/23/2011 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today a little boy calld me on te pone crying "grandma did" in a broken voice!! I just didn't ave te eart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
121 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke mah hip in January. They were all being usd by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I askd a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues r more impeding than mah broken hip. fat FML

#14873123
254 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to were we ad our first date!! I proposed to er!! Se break down in tears as se tells me se's been sleeping wit er co-worker for te past year!! FML

#13052175
155 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Taday for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. big fat FML

#5911191
173 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found what I assumd was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opend it, I was greetd by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. mega FML

#4332975
95 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 11:40am - misc - by daddysboy123 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today roommate cummed home and began changing cloths in the same room that boyfriend and I were in . I quickly got annoyed looool and angry andhen I began questioning her about it she just laughedhile saying "Oh relax it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

#4000083
139 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 5:04am - love - by Sally (woman) - United States (Indiana)

I spend two ours inside a bar talking about ow I never worry about my boyfriend ceating on me wen e travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to ave suc a great relationsip. Wen we all decidd to go out on te patio for a smoke, we saw im making out wit someone else. FML

#3723359
135 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store . She didn't recognize me at first so I looool introducd myself as her old teacher . She lookd taken aback for a moment, an then said, "Oh mah God.. . you're still alive?" FML

#3141332
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53108) - you deserved it (3968)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by feelinblue (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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