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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 August 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1199
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

#20134676
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30893) - you deserved it (1765)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML

#20110139
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9263) - you deserved it (45930)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:26am - love - by Toolate (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (17383)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64468) - you deserved it (3215)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

#16820204
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22791) - you deserved it (44137)

On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

#16309305
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32724) - you deserved it (4600)

On 05/23/2011 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113392) - you deserved it (6820) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
122 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

#14873123
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36891) - you deserved it (3279)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

#13052175
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50802) - you deserved it (2758)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

#5911191
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35985) - you deserved it (6817)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML

#4332975
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50179) - you deserved it (4478)

On 08/06/2009 at 11:40am - misc - by daddysboy123 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

#4000083
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60460) - you deserved it (4339)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:04am - love - by Sally (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

#3723359
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55364) - you deserved it (9523)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

#3141332
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53167) - you deserved it (3972)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by feelinblue (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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