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ThaReaper319

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ThaReaper319

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 December 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About ThaReaper319 : "No matter where you run, death will find you"
-Reaper, Devil Kings

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Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML

#21465748
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29001) - you deserved it (2175)

On 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by annonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

#21419164
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37374) - you deserved it (3030)

On 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by kash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML

#21418507
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32232) - you deserved it (3221)

On 05/31/2015 at 10:19am - intimacy - by bonsai_girl - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

#21417382
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32350) - you deserved it (3636)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

#21412889
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (3410)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

#21410748
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36332) - you deserved it (2948)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34809) - you deserved it (5573)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33209) - you deserved it (9382)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

#21374802
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (5294)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:23am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

#21347895
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33381) - you deserved it (2598)

On 02/01/2015 at 6:10pm - health - by grossedout - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

#21343357
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34384) - you deserved it (4393)

On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33103) - you deserved it (4634)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

#21335369
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35290) - you deserved it (3124)

On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

#21333736
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30796) - you deserved it (4220)

On 01/09/2015 at 1:44am - animals - by Crazy Cat Guy (man) - United States (California)



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