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SoundTheAlarm

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 March 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SoundTheAlarm : Well you probably only care about stuff FML related so that's all I'm gonna talk about.
I favourite fml's because: It was so disgusting it was amazing, it made me laugh or the comments are funny.
I have only tried to submit one and it involved a yoghurt pot and my cousin's phlegm... Euch.
I comment on fml's if I feel my opinion needs to be expressed, if I want to slag off someone's grammar/spelling, I'm annoyed with the OP or if I'm annoyed with another poster.
I do not understand the obsession with Snickerdoodles. She's just another whiny internet bitch. I could probably fill the challenger deep with people exactly like her.
If you've clicked on my account then read all that you must: Be in a rage with me, be bored shitless or rather like me. Either way, I like you too :'D

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SoundTheAlarm's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

SoundTheAlarm's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2010 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy