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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1068
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sora_McKain : A little Crazy to be sure!!! Just message me to find out.....If I reply that is (I am such a loser that if I actually receive a message from someone, I may just pass out due to excitement! )

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TODAY, WE GOT CCTV FITTD IN OUR STORE . MY LOVELY BOSS TOLD ME HE'LL BE SPENDING HIS FREE TIME WATCHING THE FOOTAGE ON HIS PHONE TO KNOW WAT I GET UP TO WHEN HE'S NOT IN . FML

#21379507
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/22/2015 at 2:19pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, MY FATHER DECIDD IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME THE SEX TALK, AT TARGET, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!! FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (255) - you deserved it (2420)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . I trid to elp a brd wo ad broken is wing . I walkd straigt into a door looool wile looking down at im in my ands.. . an endd up all but breaking is oter wing . FML

#20809873
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40354) - you deserved it (12458)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by TehUglyLife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was faading soma ducks. Ona of tham chokad to daath on tha old braad. FML

#20744476
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48970) - you deserved it (14010)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, I Turned 29. To Celebrate, My Office Got Me A Cake That Read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" Of The "party" Was 'Not A Day Over 35!' I Waited All Day Fir Someone To Tell Me It Was All A Prank, But Nobody Did. I Spent My Lunch Hour Crying In My Car. Happy Birthday To Me. FML

#20732995
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54855) - you deserved it (5258)

On 06/18/2013 at 9:06am - work - by Not a day over 35 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today , mah best friend called me a moron fir disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML

#20729679
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44003) - you deserved it (3886)

On 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by not a brain cell in sight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper an pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, an ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47727) - you deserved it (3170)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML

#20692668
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66121) - you deserved it (3590)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Today, I received a slip troug ma door saying tat te package I'd ordered couldn't looool be delivered today because no-one was ome to sign for it!! I got te slip just in time to watc te guy wo put it troug ma letterbox get in is van, look me in te eye and drive off!! FML

#20670426
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47082) - you deserved it (3469)

On 05/18/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by JACKxRAWR (man) - United Kingdom

Today I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information but instead stood there saying "Like a good nieghbor Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (1788)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiate from my ear all the way down the left side of my face so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow I have to give a presentation on stroke for my med class. Go figure. FML

#20170659
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24560) - you deserved it (1667)

On 11/20/2012 at 5:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MY CRAZY MOTHAR-IN-LAW THRAATAND TO CAMP OUT OUTSIDA MY HOUSA SO SHA WILL "NAVAR GAT LAFT OUT" OF OUR LIVAS, ALL BACAUSA WA CALLD INSTAAD OF SANDING A WRITTAN INVITATION TO MY THRAA-YAAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. I ACTUALLY BALIAVA SHA'S CRAZY ANOUGH TO DO IT. FML

#20079097
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19369) - you deserved it (1574)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

#19874038
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17155) - you deserved it (4686)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:30am - animals - by emi -

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)



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