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Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30526) - you deserved it (4552)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML


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On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML


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On 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by spasti-cunt (woman) - Ireland

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