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SimplyEcks

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SimplyEcks

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SimplyEcks : Music Is Life

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Visits<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 2:41pm<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:14am<b>Ashwathi</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:00am<b>dudefromasia</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 12:35am<b>codyflanders2008</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 1:43am<b>shaar</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 6:46pm<b>sophienzstein</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 5:59am<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 3:29pm<b>master_disaster</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:42am<b>Georgiecan</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 8:02pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 6:45pm<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 5:53pm<b>qdawg06</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 3:53pm<b>Prerogative</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 12:03am<b>yesimoverthirty</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 11:57pm<b>aa1717</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 4:52pm<b>xxembabexx</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 8:12pm<b>maxface</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 12:48am

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Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31243) - you deserved it (2500)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30242) - you deserved it (3565)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30597) - you deserved it (4560)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40546) - you deserved it (4432)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML

#21143094
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46679) - you deserved it (3567)

On 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by spasti-cunt (woman) - Ireland

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

#21132249
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54796) - you deserved it (19860)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

#21054451
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52483) - you deserved it (10348)

On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML

#21053684
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44160) - you deserved it (3834)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML

#21049445
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45257) - you deserved it (3433)

On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

#20936906
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45535) - you deserved it (20159)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

#20929016
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53297) - you deserved it (3930)

On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

#20818189
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48055) - you deserved it (4591)

On 08/03/2013 at 2:46am - misc - by fsdjhgasjlhg (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

#20660939
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79913) - you deserved it (5513)

On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML

#20532338
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37001) - you deserved it (5565)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)

Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML



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