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by rattlingfloorboards / 12/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
by mycedes / 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
by thanksmom / 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by slingshot / 09/07/2010 at 1:53am / United States / Health
Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML
by margretlle / 04/26/2009 at 12:07am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by hypebeast / 01/28/2009 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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