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Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10020) - you deserved it (50266)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9636) - you deserved it (41594)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63587) - you deserved it (7547)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71852) - you deserved it (42035)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

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