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PIRATE_
  • Town/Country : Orlando, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 42713
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About PIRATE_ : I'm musical, actually. Whenever I'm not pillaging villages or plundering women, you can find me enjoying a good book, or a swig of rotgut.

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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

#1694446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14594) - you deserved it (118784)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by FakeID (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (65722)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

#1586580
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (52630)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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