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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 43149
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About PIRATE_ : I'm musical, actually. Whenever I'm not pillaging villages or plundering women, you can find me enjoying a good book, or a swig of rotgut.

PIRATE_'s page activity

Visits<b>kitkat3308</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 11:40pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 2:59pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 4:49am<b>ughitseve</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 7:17pm<b>Lt_Senpai</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:52am<b>TEZZ</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 5:51pm<b>IntoTheClouds</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 6:37pm<b>tigersman1c</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 12:09am<b>mimi_tenten</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 10:40pm<b>AnonymousKrew</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 7:36pm<b>Swarley4</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 7:17am<b>Katdurin</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 5:24am<b>a816090</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:35am<b>smeegle</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:02pm<b>msk1155</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 4:11pm<b>GeorgeCarter95</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 7:12pm<b>hobbs96</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 4:08am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:09am

Fucked!<b>rhiley</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 9:49am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 7:12pm

PIRATE_'s FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

PIRATE_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

by FakeID / 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 7:06am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation