About Mymori : Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Mymori's favorite FMLs
by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
by 2285morgan / 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
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