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MrSassypants

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MrSassypants

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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25548
  • Number of comments : 2073
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 18. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

Visits<b>TheTrainKid</b> - one hour ago<b>LyonDetreny</b> - yesterday at 7:07pm<b>MattChristensen</b> - yesterday at 4:50pm<b>Giggidypope</b> - yesterday at 1:00am<b>pinkprincess96</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:15pm<b>jqmalang</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:05am<b>hfudge</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:56am<b>neonvortex</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:24am<b>EMCsheldon</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 2:17pm<b>livelifecorrect</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:47pm<b>aeriaa12</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:47pm<b>JustinJK</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:12am<b>Falassalond</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 10:20pm<b>gc327072</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:48pm<b>daniel5904</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:36pm<b>thefirstwhiteboy</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:23pm<b>eas12397</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:55pm<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:14am

Fucked!<b>EMCsheldon</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:17pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:56am<b>paintedwings12</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 9:58pm<b>Tavers</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 7:44pm<b>Stillo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:43pm<b>raspygirl</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:03am<b>nathan_schmitz_</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:02am<b>bayy1432</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:37pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 8:11am<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:07am<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:00am<b>Angelify</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:29am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:02pm<b>SuperGrover10</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:45am<b>nguyenerrr</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:57am<b>BellaRoseeee</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:39am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:45am<b>cookimonstur</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:39am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

#21323138
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (2332)

On 12/24/2014 at 7:03am - misc - by jflac (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML

#21322693
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29927) - you deserved it (2584)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Unknown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML

#21322036
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19347) - you deserved it (23000)

On 12/22/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML

#21322002
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (11479)

On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML

#21321539
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34540) - you deserved it (3743)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29517) - you deserved it (2057)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32800) - you deserved it (2470)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML

#21320480
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (4007)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (33175)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML

#21316775
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31070) - you deserved it (2986)

On 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by ehxtraordinarily pissed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

#21316716
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34279) - you deserved it (2827)

On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

#21316711
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29875) - you deserved it (5259)

On 12/13/2014 at 11:03am - intimacy - by giantcuntflaps (woman) - Australia



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